Food (according to them) ✪✪✪✪✪ Food (according to me) barely ✪✪
Ambience ✪✪✪
Service ✪✪✪✪
7 St George’s Way
Eldon Square Shopping Centre
Newcastle upon Tyne
NE1 7JD
0191 232 3228
www.pizzaexpress.com
Accessibility? Yes
Gluten free? Yes
Full list of branches in our region here
I don’t recall ever having started a review by saying you should pretty much ignore my verdict. Call this page a special “collectors edition” if you like, but the opinions that really matter aren’t mine: they belong to the two Junior Diners we took to lunch.
You see, it’s the summer holidays which, if you’re young enough still to be on the receiving end of a school education, stretch out in front of you like a delightful dream. For parents, however, it’s a never-ending dilemma of how to keep kids amused. Apart from developing urchins into citizens and all that jazz, the real purpose of school is to provide free childcare. When it stops, your world is turned upside down, and anything that the whole family can enjoy together suddenly become wildly valuable. So, having been entrusted with Mrs Diner’s London-based nieces, aged 10 and 5, for an afternoon in the city centre, they enthusiastically accepted the suggestion of a trip to PizzaExpress.
