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34 Old Elvet
Durham
DH1 3HN
0191 384 1037
www.thetownhousedurham.co.uk
Lunch 12-2.30pm
Dinner 5-9.30pm
Accessibility: Yes
Take a deep breath before you enter – nothing can prepare you for the interior.
It’s as if Boy George and Elton John had set up home together in Durham and opened a B&B. Camp doesn’t begin to describe the combination of red, gold grey and black, faux pillars, statues and fake leopardskin carpet. Chandeliers, purple chairs with tassels: chintz and kitch clash in a triumph of absurdity over taste. It’s hysterical.